terry meiners
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Table of Contents from a new book, “Winning Golf Strategies” (author unknown)
Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt.
Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank.
Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger.
Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings.
Chapter 7 - When to implement handicap management.
Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4” x 4” post undetected.
Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13 - How to let a foursome play through your twosome.
Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.
Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey putt.
Chapter 17 - When to regrip your ball retriever.
Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the hand wedge and weak slip on the foot wedge.
Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the bartender. -
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