March 2012
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“The main ingredient in hand sanitizer is paranoia.”
– Caprice Crane
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February 2012
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Why your 28-year-old still lives with you →
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My son (Lin-eage!) Simon Meiners brings... →
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Tito, Jermaine, and LaToya could kick themselves... →
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eMail from my #1 fan
From: gentry deck [mailto:gentrydeck@msn.com] Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:46 AM To: MEINERS, TERRY A Subject: Listener—NOT.
At 3:00 I have a race with myself to see how fast I can turn off your show. Your radio program has no social redeeming value. At the end of your life when you look back at yourself you will then know you have wasted your life. It is too bad because...
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Cyber-bullying or Judicial witch hunting? →
Ellen DeGeneres claimed this college student was “outed” when, in fact, he was open about his homosexuality. Is this a legitimate legal premise or is the judicial system catering to one advocacy group? What about the bullying of fat people, the handicapped, immigrants, various religious sects, racial assignment, short people, or mentally deficient people? The thin evidence in this case...
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WatchJane is now on depression meds and giving her alimony to her spiritual advisor. Judy is a tatted-up stripper living with Flava Flav and six other women with fading hopes. Elroy busted a cap in his future husband’s lover so they’ll have to take their vows in Canada. George got out while the getting was good.
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“The bridge to Indiana is now open. Many of Louisville’s bookies are using...”
– Terry Meiners
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How to help our economy
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will receive another stimulus payment. Let’s examine:
Q. What is a stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the government will send to taxpayers and to people who don’t pay taxes at all.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this...
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WatchNBC’s Matt Lauer and Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly debate the need for seemingly nonstop coverage of Whitney Houston’s death.
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5 Things To Remove From Your Online Dating Profile →
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“It’s Fashion Week in New York. This calls for some clean socks with my...”
– Terry Meiners
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“Unfair taxation? I drove on roads, strolled in parks, enjoyed safe foods and...”
– Terry Meiners
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For those who are upset by people "judging"...
A thoughtful person observes cyclical drug abuse, makes a judgment to lead that person to get help, and helps save that person’s life. Judgments are made for the betterment of all. Did you make a judgment when you picked your neighborhood? Did you make a judgment when you chose your child’s school? Of course you did. You’re an idiot if you don’t use judgment in your life.
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A Fairness Quiz for President Obama
President Obama has frequently justified his policies—and judged their outcomes—in terms of equity, justice and fairness. That raises an obvious question: How does our existing system—and his own policy record—stack up according to those criteria? Is it fair that the richest 1% of Americans pay nearly 40% of all federal income taxes, and the richest 10% pay two-thirds of the tax? Is it fair that...
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Sen. Rand Paul on Pres. Obama's so-called "war on... →
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Another example of why Kentuckians make the rest... →
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It's in the game
Table of Contents from a new book, “Winning Golf Strategies” (author unknown) Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt. Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker. Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank. Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger. ...
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“You cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening your...”
– Ben Sweetland
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The garbage man said "Pick up your own damn trash" →